rodneykong: ghostgif: 98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars She’s got to go
I admire tattoos but I don’t think I would ever get one. I do have ideas though, but never will follow through
westbor0baptistchurch: when i die the mortician will put me in a Louis Vuitton bag instead of a “body bag”.
jewassicpark: “pass me a joint” i rip off my arm, crying as i pass the detached extremity to my friend
irresponsibleeyouth: The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
Scared to death of myself I’m wanting to run away to avoid getting help
I’m terrified of what it’ll be when I finally decide to accept reality
Sigh, a lot of stuff to be done before I can be with her… But I know she is definitely worth the wait
Trying to find an appetite to eat when you’re depressed is like trying to find a light shining in the dark when you’re blind.
In truth, you like the pain. You like it because you believe you deserve it.– Marya Hornbacher (via c-ulo)